scrolling your dash in public is like playing russian roulette with a gun made of porn

(Source: trekintothedarkness, via omgalliee)

lost-in-another-universe:

FANDOM DOWN

I REPEAT

FANDOM DOWN

(via unambiguously-introverted)

tomlinholic:

if someone ever cheats on me im going to invite them for a romantic candle lit dinner in a deserted area and then im going to tell them stories about how i killed my ex boyfriend in the woods because he cheated on me and then im going to point to the trees and say “actually those woods right over there” and then im going to blow out the candle and laugh

(via theprincessofbutts)

fire-flies-and-empty-skies:

doctorspockspaceman:

dearlokigodofmischief:

chaperoned:

LOKI DID HIS WAITING

12 YEARS OF IT

IN AZKABAN

more like azkadamn

azkadamn

(via anniephantom)

crumpetmarypoppinstea:

twiliprincess:

is it bad that i’ve

watched hair tutorials for girls as future reference

for when i have daughters

because i want to be the kind of dad that knows how to do his daughter’s hair

this is the cutest thing I have ever read omg

(Source: venipede, via starcolours)

less-than-one:

Yes hello I am here for Gatsby’s party

(via weavecules)

poco-loki:

emilythesmelly:

radagastcalling:

filthytricksyhobbitses:

the most frustrating part about being a girl in the lotr/hobbit fandom is that your voice cant go low enough to sing the misty mountain song 

BUT YOU CAN TRY

(via monsteridliketofeed)