monobeartheater:

tyrelonmelon:

I’m this bunnies momma

ARE U KIDDIN ME ITS SMALLER THAN A PLAYING CARD ITS SO TINY AND CUTE WOW WOW WOWEEEE

monobeartheater:

tyrelonmelon:

I’m this bunnies momma

ARE U KIDDIN ME ITS SMALLER THAN A PLAYING CARD ITS SO TINY AND CUTE WOW WOW WOWEEEE

posted 1 week ago via d0nn0 · © rachgeller with 40,305 notes

popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

caseyanthonyofficial:

When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage

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liamdryden:

"That’s the worst Batman cosplay I’ve seen in my life!"
"BATman? Well that explains it"
"What?"
"Why he looks like he dressed in the dark!"
"D’OOHHHHOHOHOHOOO"

liamdryden:

"That’s the worst Batman cosplay I’ve seen in my life!"

"BATman? Well that explains it"

"What?"

"Why he looks like he dressed in the dark!"

"D’OOHHHHOHOHOHOOO"

cyberfry:

a sink is knocking at your door. just let that sink in

tonystarks:

escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins

drarna:

in hell you have to explain every one of your text posts to a sweet old lady from the 1800s

frisky4eyes:

alpaca-b0wl:

openlyawesome:

openlyawesome:

openlyawesome:

openlyawesome:

openlyawesome:

someone’s building an actual Krusty Krab less than 6 miles from where i live

no really, it’s in construction

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it’s coming along nicely

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they put up the flags

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Updates:

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WHERE IS THIS

A REAL LIFE KRUSTY KRAB

dragqueeneames:

gunmetalskies:

the-dolorosa:

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tapotoes

Loib em, shma em, stick em in a wets.

i almost pissed my pants laughing

jesus

posted 2 weeks ago via meer-catt · © jncos with 79,773 notes
  • Me: Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
  • Hooters Waitress: Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-
  • Me: *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
posted 3 weeks ago via phobias · © korra with 274,113 notes

korra:

i would describe myself as a “stay-at-home dragon”

thewicked-eternity