I’m this bunnies momma
ARE U KIDDIN ME ITS SMALLER THAN A PLAYING CARD ITS SO TINY AND CUTE WOW WOW WOWEEEE
*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me
hey look a $20 bill
When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage
"That’s the worst Batman cosplay I’ve seen in my life!"
"BATman? Well that explains it"
"Why he looks like he dressed in the dark!"
a sink is knocking at your door. just let that sink in
escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins
in hell you have to explain every one of your text posts to a sweet old lady from the 1800s
someone’s building an actual Krusty Krab less than 6 miles from where i live
no really, it’s in construction
it’s coming along nicely
they put up the flags
WHERE IS THIS
A REAL LIFE KRUSTY KRAB
Loib em, shma em, stick em in a wets.
i almost pissed my pants laughing